GUESS WHO I'M GOING TO SEE TONIGHT!! The Spice Girls stop in San Jose for their reunion tour and me and some friends have scored some pretty terrible seats. They're nosebleeders, they are, but at least I'll be in the same arena as the women who scrawny little elementary-school Connie made up dances to and insisted on listening to in the car. On repeat. With the volume up to eleven. I'm sure my Dad's way of retribution for the fact that he was forced to learn all the words to "Wannabe" was to prevent me from attending one of their concerts when I was younger. But now, a decade later, I'm searching desperately for a pair of platforms, and my old tattoo choker necklace to flaunt at the concert tonight. I'll let you guys know how it goes!
Forever21 sequined dress
Uh, Fashion Jewelery Necklace (?) choker
Ricola throat lozenges (for after you do all your screaming)