Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Fresh Junk: Denim Short Shorts

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If there's anything that I can always get excited about, it's the first shorts day of the year--but now we're faced with a couple problems that weren't there before (mainly, that your dungarees are too small and the fact that the boys won't play with you anymore if you've got more hair on your legs than they do). The latter can be taken care of with a nice visit with your razor, but what about the former? Denim short shorts are kind of risque, hard to pull off if you don't want to look like a beezie hillbilly, and only flatter certain body types--but if you do them right, they'll turn you into a stone cold foxy killer. If you're going for it, make sure there's no frills or pooch-ery around the crotchal region (I shouldn't have to remind you why), and look for flattering pockets, and enough length to hide them cheeks.

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