Friday, March 23, 2007

Channeling: Fat Elvis

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Now I'm not saying that skinny Elvis wasn't damn fine. Gurl, you know I'm all about that violent-hoolahooping pelv-dance and that cardi/white slack combo. But come on, there's really something so endearing about a fatter Elvis singing twangy love songs with one hand tucked Napoleon style inside his bedazzled jumpsuit and the other swinging a sweaty silk scarf in the air. Try it yourself with a metallic dress and a white jacket. You can find those stunnas at any mildly hip thrift store near you. And if you're going all authentic on this one, don't forget the finishing touch: a peanut butter and banana (and bacon and butter) sandwich (in a hollowed out loaf of bread). Mmm.

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